" lobster claw "

 [ "lobster claw" ]

1: A sexual move where a person inserts four fingers into the vagina leaving the thumb out to play with the clit. Make hand motions as a lobster would.

  * e.g.,  ... I traveled to acadia national park looking for some great east coast lobster. I met a local dock hand, that gave me a real lobster claw. 

 [ "lobster claw" ]

1: A sexual act similar to the shocker, in which the thumb is inserted in the vaginal opening and the remaining 4 fingers are inserted in the anus. The position of the hand resembles the large claw of a common lobster.

  * e.g.,  ... 'She was so slutty, I pulled off the lobster claw! Her asshole was that loose.' 

 [ "lobster claw" ]

1: The act of sticking the index and pointer fingers in a woman's vagina while placing the thumb in the anus and clamping together, as to resemble a lobster's claw.

  * e.g.,  ... "Why can't Sally walk strait?" 

 [ "lobster claw" ]

1: Male cameltoe, caused by wearing pants that are too tight.

  * e.g.,  ... Scott's pants are so tight you can see his lobster claw. 

 [ "lobster claw" ]

1: The claw of a lobster

  * e.g.,  ... That lobster claw is huge! 

 [ "lobster claw" ]

1: A deformity of the hand,which leaves the person so afflicted with fused fingers and an opposable thumb, making the hand thereby resembling the claw of a lobster

  * e.g.,  ... "I can't shake his hand, what, with that lobster claw of his?!" 

 [ "lobster claw" ]

1: Derived from the ancient Greek practice of male on male fellatio with one small catch (or pinch); the male giving the fellatio must reach around the asshole and gently (or violently depending on the mood) insert hand/instrument (lobster claw) into anal cavity.Usually results in 3-4 hours of heavy bleeding from the anus.

  * e.g.,  ... After giving Lizzy a Rusty Piccolo I proceeded to give Jim a Lobster Claw until he bled to death. 

 [ "lobster claw" ]

1: an act of digital-anal sex in which 1 finger is inserted in the vagina, and 4 are inserted in the anus. This resembles the claw of a common red lobster.

  * e.g.,  ... "She was so slutty that I pulled off the Lobter Claw on her." 

 [ "Lobster Clawing" ]

1: When you burn your fingers on a lighter or bowl at a party, you take one of the pong cups and put the burnt finger/fingers in the half of the cup that has liquid in it, and walk around holding the cup like that to alleviate the pain.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude! That guy just burnt his thumb on his lighter and now he's totally lobster clawing! Somebody get a picture, quick! 

 [ "Lobster Claw" ]

1: Originating in the state of Maine, a term used to describe 'four in the stink' and 'one in the pink'. A variation of the 'shocker' and the 'beatle clip'.

  * e.g.,  ... When she woke up in the morning, it felt as though a crustacean had eaten her asshole, but in reality her boyfriend had given her the ole lobster claw the night before.